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Childrens Poll About Mothers
Answers given by elementary school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. We're related. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. His last name. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goofball. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at work. Mothers don't do spare time. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. |
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