An Older Couple

 

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to go back to sleep, a few moments later she said, "Then, you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the

cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then, you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"

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